Ocean’s Eleven (2001)

I'm gonna get out of the car and I'm gonna drop you like third-period French.

My favorite movie of all time. So simply plotted, so tightly paced, so perfect to watch when I get nervous on airplanes. Does he make you laugh? He doesn’t make me cry!!! A bevy of banger performances (Carl Reiner! Bernie Mac! Andy Garcia aura farming!) and the worst accent ever committed to film. The reason I stay vigilant at the Harold Washington brown line stop so Matt Damon doesn’t pickpocket me. I would like to be buried holding a copy of this movie.